This is where you should go when you are sad.
YO-MAMA was so short, she died after jumping off her bed!!!
Once upon a time there were three brothers: Shut-Up, Manners, and
Crap. One day Crap got lost in the forest, so Manners went looking
for him, and Shut-Up went looking for help. Shut-Up found a female
police officer. He told the police officer that his brother had
gone missing. "What's your name?" The officer asked. "Shut-Up." He
replied. "Where's your manners!?" She asked. "In the forest
looking for crap."