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Girls find Alacazoo!
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A couple of years ago,
two young girls discovered Alacazoo. Their names are being kept secret
for certain reasons.
When they found Alacazoo, they were in complete shock, and then they
became Presidents of Alacazoo.
Recently, the Presidents of Alacazoo made a pledge of allegience, have
named the national animal the hippo and made the national fish the
shrimp. The national food is also candy.
The pledge is an odd pledge, but very unique. You put your right hand
on your head, and your left hand on your left cheek, and you recite the
The pledge is: Alacazoo we love you, as much as we love each other.
Currently, there are only three people residing in Alacazoo. The
Presidents and their lowly secretary.
Our second biggest news today is the story of a girl trying to save the
monkeys. When she heard that the monkeys were being expirimented on,
she began to rebel against it.
One thing this amazing girl told us was that baby chimps were being
shipped on airplanes to our expirimental facilities. She didn't think
this was fair. She told us how half of the monkeys died on their way to
In our interview with this girl, she told us that monkeys, no matter
how primitive they may look and be, are living creatures, and all
things deserve to live a fair and healthy life.
A boy was trying to warm himself up on a scout campout, roasting a
sausage. Shivering, he continued to roast his sausage, his eyelids
drooping in fatigue.
And then came the call. "You're on fire!"
"You're on fire!"
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