Calling to all Pirates!!

By Elizabeth


WANTED: PIRATES

Are you hard to please, a scoundrel, have long hair, and no money in your pocket, then the Black Pearl could use you. Come to Saint Vincent's peir, and wait at the very edge. At noon sharp, three pirates will find you. The man to the right is the captain. His name is Captain Jack Sparrow. He is very hard to please, and (shh,) kind of stupid.

The man to the left is Captain Barbosa. He is harder to please, and feirce. Beware of his monkey.

In the middle, there is Captain Elizabeth Swan. She doesn't smile much, and she seduces men to do what she wants. She is married to Captain Will Turner.