J((((ALL ABOUT ALARMS!))))J

By Sir Stinkalot, also known as Mr. Boogie, and if you have trouble reading Sir Stinksalot then you can call me Mr. Boogie.

YOU, YA. YOU. YOU BETTER READ THIS OR THIS WILL SELF-DISTRUC! READ IT NOW!!!

(Read loudly!) BEEEEEEEEEEEB! BEEEEEEEEEB! LETÕS GET THIS PARTY STARTED IN HERE! NERD. (Read like a nerd) Now class, we will learn about dumb alarms, cool alarms, and awesome alarms. NO ONE CAN BE EXCUSED! (Read like a normal person) Sorry, now on with the program, starting in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0! BLAST OFF! YAY! YA-HOO! BOO! You will learn a lot about the history of alarms. Then IÕll blow you away with cool stuff. Now how cool is that?!

History

Hi, we meet again, so read it. Oh, I forgot the name! This is about car alarms. There!  According to Tom Harris, it has three parts and three alarms. I think itÕs cool because you can keep your cars safe.  For example I donÕt want anyone stealing my little sister – or do I? JJJ

What it Is or Does

This is about car alarms to, accept this is a different paragraph. According to Tom Harris, cars have alarms because burglars have been breaking into cars and steal them. I think people who steal are bad, so IÕm glad they have alarms.

How it Works

 

This paragraph is about how a cool alarm work.  According to wmmaltter, Sirens wailing and the only way to stop them, to jump out of bed and catch the flying propeller that has popped of the top of the clock. I think its cool because itÕs not so boring in the morning!

 

Awesome Facts

This paragraph is about car alarms. Sorry about the name, itÕs like the first and second one. According to Tom Harris, The very simplest alarm would have a switch on the driver's door, and it would be wired so that if someone opened the door the siren would start wailing. If you had a switch, a couple pieces of wire, and a loud siren, you could make a homemade car alarm. it has three parts and three alarms.  I think they are really cool because people canÕt steel your money.

Good-By!

The day has ended, our time has came. ItÕs time to go to bed. IÕM STAYING UP! IÕM STAYING UP! HA! HA! YOU CANÕT STAY UP! NOW GO TO BED! HA! HA! HA! I TRICKED YOU! HA! HA! Now lets go to bed. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

 

Bibliography

Bibliography

http://auto.howstuffworks.com/car-alarm.htm

Tom Harris

How Car Alarms Work

January 6, 2011

 What happens is when the battery wires are clipped the brain of the alarm is trigered into sounding the alarm.

 

Bibliography

http://totallytop10.com/science-technology/top-10-coolest-alarm-clocks

wmmattler

10 Most Innovative Alarm Clocks

January 11, 2011

This web site is about 10 cool alarm clocks.  It has pictures of each one.  (watch out for the ads.  They are PG_13)