HELLO, WORLD!

I'm suppose to be typing something interesting. Let's see....um... I invented the automatic back scratcher. I'm awesome; if anybody cares. But no one cares about me. I just want to feel important, and special. Is that to much to ask? Yes, yes it is. Ahh Ahh Ahh! (crying sounds) I hate you world!!!!!!



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